Beardsgaard Barbers and our product line River Peak Apothecary are part of a vast fantasy world known as the Realm of Beardsgaard. Our products are named after Realm locations and scented to conjure those places. As might be expected of a bunch of nerds, we play Dungeons & Dragons all over that world (on the Beardsgaard YouTube channel).
You know how sometimes in tabletop games, someone makes a joke, and everyone wants to make shirts based on that joke? That's precisely what's happening here.
Some time ago, when the GM's little brother was in town, we were playing what seemed a normal game, except for the fact that Keagan was sitting in as a player for a session. The game starts, new player not yet introduced, and it isn't long before the party falls into a rip in reality, the new player and GM switch seats, and things start to get WEIRD.
Findng themselves in a restaurant kitchen, the gang sees a beholder eyestalk coming through the doors. Except it's not a beholder, it's a squeaky voiced teen in a foam costume, and they are at Chuck B. Holder's Game Hall & Pizzeria, in the interdimensional strip mall, across from the Wild Winged Buffalo Tavern. There is a Giff child's birthday party in progress, and they are to be the entertainment.
This was a very special episode, we drew Chuck B. Holder, this is a very special design for us, and makes us cackle each time we behold his visage. May Chuck B. Holder's cheery grin bring you mirth as well.
Our T-Shirts may be a fantastic unisex shirt, but for a more fitted option that lets the shoulders out and works even better with layers, these tanks have always been a fave of our founder Blademaiden.
• Material: 60% combed, ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
• Extra light fabric (4 oz/yd² (135 g/m²))
• Slim fit
• Tear away label
• Runs smaller than usual
{This item is printed and shipped directly from Printify, and will ship separately from any Beardsgaard fulfilled orders}
